bakutaro:

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Junichi Masuda about to challenge Obama to a Pokemon battle, Arceus bless

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dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

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gigidigi:

Gherkin was the very first legendary hero to defeat the Nightmare Knight 500,000 years ago. He was pretty obnoxious, but anything beats an eternal age of terror, I guess. His little sister, Peanut, was by no means a legendary hero.

These characters are from Cucumber Quest.

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when u meet someone w/ the same name as u

translightfield:

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

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paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

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Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

am i in a cult

That last comment oh my god :D

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alanabloominonion:

I mean there is an imdb thing for black widow movie right? I think I saw that, so it probably is happening.

The thing about that is that it doesn’t even have a date yet. Like, they’ve given the 2017 date to Inhumans and Marvel’s announced that they’re already looking for a director for it so that they can do the same thing they did with GotG.

Meanwhile, they say that Nicole Perlman is working on a “treatment” for the flim, so testing ideas and things. So there isn’t even a working draft yet, which I really don’t blame her for because she probably is getting a ton of work after GotG, but still. Marvel isn’t one to keep secrets, they like to let their fans know what’s up too keep up the interest.

Knowing that, it is really suspicious that they are keeping this Black Widow film under wraps. Feige is so non-committal about the film, it’s very annoying and a little frightening. Because it’ll be easier for them to say oh we can’t do it, there were some problems with the script, or with Johanson’s schedule, or we couldn’t find a director for it and anyway that IMDB page wasn’t even official.

I mean, that’s pretty much what happened back in 2005/06 when Joss Whedon was supposed to do a WonderWoman movie for… 2009 or something. They put it up on IMDB just because well, it might happen, but the odds are against it. Then nobody official talks about it on any certain terms except for a “yeah wouldn’t that be cool” so it’s easier to pull the plug without ruffling too many fans feathers. 

And just, I get that they’re afraid or whatever, but look at GotG, it was an excellent film AND they pushed it really hard. I mean, the advertising for that movie was crazy. Even if Black Widow does get a film, I highly doubt that they’ll do the same for her that they did for GotG. 

There’s a great video Lindsay Ellis did back in 2012 about female superhero movies (x). Basically, there’s about…five or so big budget superhero comic heroine movies, and they all suck. The worst part about it, is they all fail in very different ways.

You could certainly argue there’s more than five bad male superhero movies. But it /is/ one of the reasons major studios keep waiting for the ‘perfect’ project to line up (which is impossible on so many levels). Even though at this point ANY Marvel movie is going to print money, producers and directors see the precedence set for female superhero movies and run off in the opposite direction.

moriahbard:

Important cat facts:

1) Fat kitties is best kitties.

2) When kitties lie on their backs with their tummies showing, it means they feel comfortable. If they show you their tummies, feel honored! It means they feel comfortable around you.

3) THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO PET THE TUMMY. I know this is the exact opposite of dog body language and may be confusing. But even comfortable kitties are still tiny warriors and don’t really like people reaching for their vulnerable underbelly. Remember that when a kitty is on their back, ALL of their pointy bits are directly facing you, and they will not hesitate to use said pointy bits.

4) If a kitty loves you very much, and is very sleepy, it may be okay to veeeeery gently touch the tummy (though starting with the chest is the safest approach). If you are blessed by Bastet and all the kitty goddesses, the kitty will let you nuzzle their tummy with your face. This is the greatest sensation known to humankind. It is also an ADVANCED MOVE and should never be attempted by cat novices.

These have been important cat facts. Thank you.

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sebastiandebeste:

ITS A 69MIN PROMPT & SPRITE REDRAW ALL IN ONE.. YEEHAW…..
norma is so underappreciated its unbelievable. are you kidding me. i had to put down my 3ds when she first did this bc she TOOK MY BREATH AWAY and i am GAY AS HELL

sebastiandebeste:

ITS A 69MIN PROMPT & SPRITE REDRAW ALL IN ONE.. YEEHAW…..

norma is so underappreciated its unbelievable. are you kidding me. i had to put down my 3ds when she first did this bc she TOOK MY BREATH AWAY and i am GAY AS HELL

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