thecutestofthecute:

kimbaland:

My morning > your morning

So jealous!

(via megaflareons)

suppermariobroth:

The characters from Super Mario Kart.

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via japhers)

fy0ra:

i just finished playing what is possibly the worst case in ace attorney history and i thought i’d share some gems i found while playing

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thedeviousplot:

this could be us but you playing

(via shofrahime)

kohomint:

For your entertainment by nyanray

hawberries:

i love animal motifs

(via sparkshock)

didyouknowwaltdisney:

monorailsandmagic:

disneycamera:

as-seen-on-disney:

just-another-disney-dreamer:


For your safety, remain seated with yer hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the boat.
Para su seguridad, permanezca sentado con las manos, brazos, pies, y piernas dentro el barco.

What a time to be alive.

That comment made me spit my tea everywhere

ITS PIRATES OF THE FRICKIN CARIBBEAN HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN DID HE GET HIT WITH THE CANNONBALL???

"Ugh this boat is so slow. What kind of ride is this?! Lemme try to make it go faster… I’ll use my hand as an oar…. Oh shit."

Dude put his hand in the water before the drop of the ride. I imagine you all can figure out how this isn’t a good idea.

didyouknowwaltdisney:

monorailsandmagic:

disneycamera:

as-seen-on-disney:

just-another-disney-dreamer:

For your safety, remain seated with yer hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the boat.

Para su seguridad, permanezca sentado con las manos, brazos, pies, y piernas dentro el barco.

What a time to be alive.

That comment made me spit my tea everywhere

ITS PIRATES OF THE FRICKIN CARIBBEAN HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN DID HE GET HIT WITH THE CANNONBALL???

"Ugh this boat is so slow. What kind of ride is this?! Lemme try to make it go faster… I’ll use my hand as an oar…. Oh shit."

Dude put his hand in the water before the drop of the ride. I imagine you all can figure out how this isn’t a good idea.

(via shinyaluffer)